/chat/ - Chat

HAY: How Are You? It's A Civil Matter Edition How are you doing?

Have you ever had someone illegally take up residence in your house? If so, what would you do about it?

stranger illegally moved in, so i made her life a living hell
stranger illegally moved in, so i made her regret it (part 2)
stranger illegally moved in, so i made her life miserable (part 3)
SJC's Epic Victory Over Squatter at Asian Andy's House - PART 1
SJC's Epic Victory Over Squatter at Asian Andy's House - PART 2

The funniest thing I've seen in a while.

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Tattoos What is your opinion on tattoos?

#Politics
ガーガー

KK! >复制
I bet he does... Not surprising they've teamed up anyway, given their similar proclivities. As KK Downing writes in his book, he is incapable of a mature relationship, likes young girls, and left Judas Priest due to the dreary situation of mortifying boredom with no more young groupies and everyone retiring to their rooms to talk to family...

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Rachael Lillis >pours one out

Were you a fan of the Pokemon animated series?

Shallisa: I understand now that you are a woman I was previously perplexed as how one could claim man+girl is "homosexual"; but I erroneously defaulted to assume I was talking with a man.

I will speak to you in words you understand:

I understand that you are a woman of the younger generation and that you believe that you are superior to me. ("Zoomer")

I am telling you this now: when I meet you and your "adult males" : I will kill you and them.

Do you understand?

I will do this because you oppose men marrying young virgin girl children. And because you are a woman who simply believes she is superior to me because I am a , as you women put it, a "mmaalllleeee".

I am going to kill you.
I am going to kill your "male" protectors.
When I meet you.

https://www.ponychan.co/void/res/7280.html#7283
I used to wonder, on 4chan, why the seething anti-loli white fucks kept claiming liking cute young girls was "gay". How could a heterosexual relationship between a man and a girl ever be gay?

Eventually it was revealed that they were of the Zoomer generation.

And now it is revealed that they are women.
Which explains it.

Women need to simply be tortured and killed with their "adult male" protectors when they belligerently oppose the Vill of men.

>really thirsty
>fridge is too far away
We were built to suffer.

Drowning in success >Nonny can you cover my shift?
>nonny this guy needs to get paid for his check, can you sign off and pay him?
>Hey Nonny are you interested in working on Sundays too?
>Nonny, I made a poo poo fart!
>Nonny, this guy is calling and he sounds shady
>Nonny there are dead fish on the field, what do I do?
>Hey Nonny, do you think we need X to show up for work? Your call
>Nonny, nonny, nonny
Who knew being reliable was such a powerful concept.

Gonna be shopping for shirts soon. Any cool ideas?

Thinking about buying this death whistle when I save up a little fun money.

Thoughts?

HAY: How Are You? Preemptive Spoopy Edition because there are Halloween things in stores already. Are you ready for Spooktober?
And also, how are you doing?

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Muffins Do you like muffins? What are your favorite flavors of muffins? Do you ever bake muffins at home? Be careful about commercially baked muffins -- many contain seed oil!

Anal thread

Youtube videos with golden comment sections UCF Professor Richard Quinn accuses class of cheating [Original]

"Let’s hope this guys wife doesn’t cheat on him."

It's almost Autumn/Fall.

Are you ready for spooky season yet?

I am about to get RACIST

Do you like talking to ChatGPT?

Were the Vikings metal? Dear PonyChan;
1) were the Vikings metal?

2) and was Rollo the Viking metal in the way he lived and what he did? and in who he married? and his life and values?

kill faggots

Say his name.

What in tarnation?

If muffins were actually fried chickens, then who would invade Finland and Sweden for dinner?

HAY: How Are You? 8flags Edition https://8chan.moe/8flags

How are you doing?

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Never forget #Politics
Should you require a driving license to drive?

I have a cock

You may now clap

Tropical Storm/Hurricane Debby Debby appears to be heading my way. Given the likelihood of power outages, expect the site to go down around Monday for at least part of the day.

hi

#Politics
Presenting Keir Starmer who if all the polls are correct is our newest Prime Minister here in the UK.

Video games >FPS are for true gamers! Everything else is for babies!

New here Im new here

Books/Reading material The original manga and the only book I've ever needed.

Russia Chat Say something related to Russia.

Snow White Disney’s Snow White | Teaser Trailer | In Theaters March 21
lol, the comments

weird! weird.

>I didn't know Lord Fardquaad had a movie coming out.
😂

>The first "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" without dwarves and without a Snow White.
>Congratulations.
🤣

>Half
>Only half

What does she mean by this?

HAY: How Are You? Inclement Weather Edition Are you staying dry? enjoying the sun? or perhaps the reprieve of a cool summer day?

How are you doing?

previous thread: >>5550

Slaanesh give me strength.. I'm starting to slip back into my roots. I'm starting to become a tyranid-fag again..

AI gf When do you think AI catgirl sexbots will become a thing? And what effect will it have on society?

Productivity Thread Post things you're working on!
Talk about the problems you're facing!
Tell us about your upcoming projects!
Show us your end results!

Setting up a mold master for silicone. Will eventually, hopefully, give the result of the pendant inside.

Fetish bait This is most fetish baity show I have ever seen in my life. How is this allowed on Netflix? I need an adult. (I admit, I do like the world building though.)

Jeez this site STINKS

https://files.catbox.moe/gk338u.mp4
new animation dropped

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JudasPriest, KK JudasPriest is really the band called Freight.
Wearing the skin of the original JudasPriest.

Coveted and desired, by the then Kenneth Downing Jr.
Lifted and stolen, the name, when in a dark place.
A freight train wearing a lifted corpse, one that was not quite dead when struck.

In a final gregarious act, after remedying the original deception, by engineering the ejection of he who caused the interception.
Understanding the ride Kenneth Downing brought them on.
The continuing members of Freight, roll back the typography from the current to the past then to what was on the original band van, then as a physical object, to The original members of JudasPriest, and/or their decendants and/or close family members, at the end of the final tour; and give them back their name.

The original members of JudasPriest, Afro and all, then play their set. Their blues.


The continuing members of Freight, then pray that they can live again, their life, never having met "KK".
Ian, avoiding the 50 years of standing in one spot, brought on a journey.
Glenn, marrying a nice girl, never having been hooked by a lady of the night.
Rob, with children, never having glimpsed the androgen, never being asked.

So you're telling me the USA has not even won ONE SINGLE MEDAL in shooting at the olympics?

The jokes write themselves

HAY: How Are You? Hay Edition Hey, HAY! Hay, hey hey!

How are you doing?

previous thread: >>5083

Dead site shut it down

I came back after months in this damn enclosure, and it's still the same scum as always.

Meme Team Thoughts Requesting Ryan Gosling giving dual middle fingers to the criminals trying to play him, with him just utterly not giving a shit... somehow becoming a meme... because I so love this image...

I'm F**king Hungry - Eating Thread Post about food.

I just had a bunch of fries that I had covered with garlic salt from Hardee's. Yet I'm still so Goddamn hungry. Ugh.

Chatting About Sports Say something about sports.

I'll start by saying that I found this juxtaposition funny.

The Scent Of Furries Post something involving furries that's enjoyable in a sincere way.

Deadslop vs wolverchud #Spoiler
OBVIOUS MOVIE SPOILERS GO AWAY IF YOU CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING

So, we all know the MCU is dead. It's buried. Twenty feet under.

Or at least it was until Wesley Snipes returned as Blade for the first time in over twenty years in Deadpool V Wolverine and carried the entire movie so hard

Chivalry 2 is one of the funniest games I have played in a long time and the chat during matching is meme worthy.

Play by post So one of my tabletop campaigns has ended recently. It was pretty fun, but that also opens up my roleplaying schedule and figured I'd try something I haven't done in a long time: play by post.

It's simple. Anyone who wishes to join simply makes a character for whatever system we all want to play and posts in response to whatever's happening. I've done PBP (play by post,) games in the past, and I have to say that it has its own advantages and disadvantages. For one: if people are busy with work, the more casual style suits it considering you don't have to dedicate like 4 hours to a session. It allows people to think, and learn the rules better since you don't have to sit there and wait for everyone to flip through the rule books if they aren't as rule-savvy as someone else might be.

I've got a couple of ideas thematically for campaigns and a couple mechanical systems that might work out as well:

Chronicles of Darkness: I'd be rehashing an old idea I came up with where the party would start off as regular human beings only to be transformed into the supernatural with whatever splat (vampire, mage, werewolf, ect, ect) they are interested in. The idea is that the group starts off as human that are part of something like a ghost hunting group/supernatural chasers, or perhaps archeologists or paleontologists and begin to run into the supernatural. From there your character would be turned. For example if I wanted to make a vampire, then eventually I'd run into one who changes me. If I wanted to be a mage, I would awaken, ect, ect.

I was thinking about having that game either set in Mexico where the pyramids are, or someplace within the harsh climates of Norway. Germany or Australia would also be pretty cool.

Mary Loves Dick

Warhammer Fantasy: this would be pretty interesting. I also would love to play around with the lore and how some of the races interact. A number of things could go down that would force different races to work together. Loec decides to play the ultimate prank on the Chaos Gods; deciding that the best way to stop them is to wipe out all life, undeath, and sentience; therefore starving the Chaos Gods of their food supply and ceasing their existence. Where as Nagash wants to kill everyone and make them mindlessly serve in death; Loec wishes to completely obliterate existence itself. Just an idea. I can come up with others. I'd have to read the book, but that won't take long. Not to mention play by post is perfect for learning.

Dungeons and Dragons: I have a few more 'generic' ideas with dungeons and dragons, including an idea inspired by Castlevania. I never got to really play it out, but it would be fun. A duke or powerful noble has their daughter kidnapped and you have to get her back. I also have played in thematic games before where everyone picks the same race or something like that. (Living in a gnoll encampment for example). There also this idea that was pretty cool where everyone is dead and begins their adventure in one of the afterlifes (Like the 9 layers of hell, or the abyss). Which is cool because I feel like other planes aren't used as often as they should.

#Politics
Photo of the year?

HAY: How Are You? Happy Pupper Edition People should all aspire to enjoy life as much as this happy pupper.

How are you doing?

previous thread: >>4695

So it turns out breaking a bone sucks. I broke my toe on accident. Lol

Horse Horse.

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You 'member? I 'member. Gladiator II | Official Trailer (2024 Movie) - Paul Mescal, Pedro Pascal, Denzel Washington

How excited are you for Gladiator II?
What are your predictions for 1) quality, 2) reception, and 3) box office?

Watching Resident Evil: Death Island

This shit is making me laugh

When the party is balanced in class selection:
“AGHHH” Loud snoring meme sound effect

When the party is filled with nothing but monks:
YUNG BAE - 私は愛に ハイです

Weird Videos I have found a channel today dedicated to hitting a penny every day with a hammer. There are over a hundred videos of this.
I... I just don't understand. Is this art?

Day 146 of hitting a penny with a hammer

It's MAGA Month, y'all #Politics
Lee Greenwood : "God Bless The U.S.A." (1984) • Official Music Video • HD • HQ Audio • Lyrics Option

Dead site

Hair My bangs almost reach the bottom of my chin. Should be shoulder length soon. Then down to back level again

Long hair or die. I hate having short hair.

Food Thread You guys eat, don't you? Well, tell us about it.
Share your recipes. Your best dishes. Things you cooked.

I did something a little interesting today.
I just sort of wong it, but i wanted a sauce of sorts for my meatballs.
Well, a rough 4 parts honey, 1 part rum, 2 parts butter make a shockingly solid base.
Ran garlic salt and a bit of pepper for zest.

#Politics
It took seven months but at last we have the best news headline of 2024.

This can't be topped. It just can't.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shrek 5 is coming and I'm a little worried...

I don't care what they fuck with; but LEAVE SHREK ALONE!

Club Nonny All the kids at school laughed at me when I said I was a tough guy. I went to the club that night to prove 'em wrong. They didn't let me in. Said I was "Too small to ball." Well, I'll start my own club and it'll be bigger and badder!

Presidential debate #Politics
>Biden: "Making sure we make every single solitary person eligible for what I've been able to do with covid, excuse me, with umm dealing with everything we had to deal with. Look, we finally beat medicare."
>
>Trump: "Well he's right. He did beat medicaid. Beat it to death."

https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1806496676506657136

Hold on isnt this just a black mirror episode?

HAY: How Are You? Europe Edition How are you doing? ¿Cómo estás? Wie geht es Ihnen? Hogy vagy? Mitä kuuluu? Как вы?

previous thread: >>4254

Best Final Fantasy 11 private server Out of the different Final Fantasy 11 private servers, I like Valhalla the most.

Valhalla has TRUSTs, 90 level cap, XP gain rate same as retail. Movement speed is increased, all Home Point crystal warps and outpost warps are unlocked. They have some nice extra content like a unique gear augment system, a few custom dungeons, Dynamis D raids are unlocked. Rise of the Zilart, Treasures of AU, Wings of the Goddess expansions are all unlocked and working properly.

So anyway if you are tried of the slow grind to 75 on the other private servers like Horizon or Eden, then come check out Valhalla.

https://www.valhalla.group/home/doku.php?id=start

Dear Wifey I AM COMING FOR YOU ASS

BEWARE.

Is Finland every day?

Do you prefer American Fanta (left) or British fanta (right)?

Who would win: Your eyes or 10,000,0000 fireflies?

Non-Alcoholic Drinks I prefer drinking from a Verti rather than a Hori. I feel like it allows me to really appreciate the timeless and humbling phrase "We never know the value of water till the well is dry." Personally I use a ROWPU to filter and purify my water; but if you really have to *Scoffs* I suppose you could settle for some iodine tablets. *Guffaw* But I certainly wouldn't let the neighbors see that. I wouldn't want them to think I was some sort of barbarian. I prefer my water to have a PH of roughly 7 to 8 if I'm in the mood for something a little more alkaline than balanced. (Keep it a secret between us, but I occasionally will have a cheat day and reduce the PH balance with a slice of lemon-lime if I'm feeling zesty!)

The bar had a chalk board in the bathroom. Rate my message

HAY: How Are You? Rolling Stones Edition Whether you're waiting on a lady, or whether you're just waiting on a friend, come get some satisfaction!
How are you doing?

wow, the AI generated images on this one...
https://youtu.be/iWIMxa0jKvQ

previous thread: >>3702

>It's summer
>It's going to rain nonstop all week

Boy I love my country god bless the United Kingdom

I won.

[PMV] Trixie's Fancy Footwork

I'm cooking a hot pocket and placing it inside of a cheeseburger. And I am enjoying this moment to the fullest.

Fuck. Weed is better than alcohol

Check out my new couriers

Ohnonono... christxisters what went wrong...

#Politics
>Women have no rights
>LGBT people have no rights
>Non muslims have almost no rights
>But you won't have to pay any taxes

What an interesting country the Taliban have built

What terrifies you the most: demons, the undead/vengeful spirits, or aliens?

Spending 2000 bucks and getting a massive rental house. Feels nice to upgrade

I elect that we do something for this weekend: a movie, a game; something that everyone can enjoy to some degree.

Would anyone be interested, or shall I eat this bag of large penises instead?

Nazi mods, delete non porn because it hurts thier fee fees

HAY: How Are You? New Edition Edition Whether you're a Candy Girl or a Mr. Telephone Man, come Cool It Now and join us for a spell!
How are you doing?

some New Edition to kick things off New Edition - Can You Stand The Rain (Official Music Video)

previous thread: >>3259

Welcome to /Chat/!

With /void/ being more /b/ and /b/ actually gone, there is a vacuum of conversation. So to reset balance that once was, we have /chat/! Which is more /chat/ than /b/.

Post music, talk about video games, vent about your life.

Just a couple rules:

⚠️1. You must 18 years or older to use /chat/. Anyone under the age of 18 will be banned.

⚠️2. No spam, flooding and many same messages in a row.

⚠️3. Begging (money, a game, patreon sub, someone's personal information, etc etc) extorting other users in any way is completely prohibited

⚠️4.Harassment. Disagreements happen, but getting personal and stalking isn't cool.

⚠️5. Do not post anything that is against the law within the United States or your own country for that matter. İt is completely prohibited to show/promote child pornography, shocking content (blood, harassment of people, animal abuse) everything that is gore is completely prohibited.

⚠️6. Venting is healthy, but always mind what you're posting online.

⚠️7. Porn and threads dedicated to specific adult topics are only permitted within the appropriate #Mature tagged threads.

⚠️8. Be excellent to each other.

All Global Rules apply. Cheers!