Noelle: This dude paints his nails black, claims he is trans, and has stubble on his fucking face. The dude said he could kick my ass with Tai Chi.. TAI FUCKING CHI. The shit old asians do at the park in old age. I challenged them for realsies, told them my location and they reported me. This one particularly pisses me off.
Pipes, let me tell you something. I know this is the internet and it's hard to believe, but I have witnesses. Snake has met me in person. Boat has met me in person. Kady has met me in person and they can all attest I live for this shit. I love to fight. I actually enjoy and engage in combat sports regularly. Shit I've started a bit of a fight club here since I've moved out. New place, new faces, and outside of banging strange chicks; I have been meeting up with dudes to fight. There's a couple stories I haven't even told them about whipping some motherfuckers asses. Point is: unless Noelle actually knew what they were doing I would actually send them to the hospital. I've knocked out multiple peoples teeth. I have actually sent
multiple people to the hospital before. I love that shit. I want to drown in an ocean of blood. Goddammit even talking about it is getting me heated. Tai Chi. Get the fuck out of here before I put you in an armbar and snap your fucking arm like a twig. And that goes to
anyone who wants to get it. Because I'm always down for a scrap.
Raindrops: This dude literally offered to suck my di
