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That emptiness will always stay in your heart.

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/bar/ Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 17 Feb 2024 01:45:39 GMT No.507 [Last 50 Posts]

Welcome to the void /bar/

What will you be drinking?

⛵💻 (ID: 7b2289) 17 Feb 2024 05:31:35 GMT No.509

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>>507 I see some Kahlua there

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 4a9f24) 17 Feb 2024 05:44:47 GMT No.510

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I like the selection of vodka down there. Those are some quality products.

Horrible bar tender (ID: d8c7b3) 17 Feb 2024 16:46:18 GMT No.530

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>>509
Want some in coffee?

How about a Blowjob?
>Blowjob
1/2 ounce amaretto liqueur
1/5 ounce Irish cream liqueur
Whipped cream, to top

Or straight Kahlua in a type of glass of your choosing, I would go with the pint glass.

>>510
What would you like to have and how would you like to have it? How about a drink on the house:

We'll call this a
>Void Martini
1/2 oz (1 part) Dry vermouth, 3 oz (6 parts) Tenure Vodka

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 1107cf) 17 Feb 2024 19:38:19 GMT No.535

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>>530
Sounds interesting, I haven't had much vermouth before.

I think I'll try a Swimming Pool.
>3 oz Ketel One
>1.5 oz Blue Curacao
>1.5 oz cream
>1.5 oz Coco Tara
>8 oz Pinapple Juice

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 17 Feb 2024 22:53:49 GMT No.536

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>>535
Coming right up, Ms. Clarity.

⛵💻 (ID: 7b2289) 18 Feb 2024 03:35:10 GMT No.541

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>>530 That sounds pretty good. I'll take one Blowjob under the table. and a White Russian.

Shalissa (ID: eb8269) 18 Feb 2024 03:55:32 GMT No.542

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YO-HO JOLLY ROGER, HAHAHA!

Running Wild - Intro / Port Royal

This post was edited by its author on 2024-02-17T22:55:53-05:00.

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 27c298) 18 Feb 2024 09:46:49 GMT No.545

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>>536
Much appreciated.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 18 Feb 2024 13:58:19 GMT No.548

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>>541
Дас хорошо фукин гуд, fellow как дела. That'll be two pieces of rubble from Satan's realm.

>>542
Yay, music for the morning!!

>>545
How's life? How's work? Plans for spring?

⛵💻 (ID: 7b2289) 18 Feb 2024 15:14:06 GMT No.551

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>>548 как есть, так и будет
У меня есть только доллары, товарищ

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 18 Feb 2024 15:35:47 GMT No.552

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>>551
Hire me
Хйер Мй
Χιερ με

I need a J̸̧͓̦̩͚͍͚͈͚̰̑̀͊͐̎̃͆́͐̍̀͗̂͝o̷̧̩̯̱͎͔͚͎̦̻̤͙̰͈͌̑͑̎̀͒́b̷̧̢͍͙̆

⛵ (ID: 235d90) 18 Feb 2024 18:59:08 GMT No.557

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>>552 I can hire you to be my personal bartender. the pay sucks. but it might look good on a resume!

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 18 Feb 2024 19:21:57 GMT No.561

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>>557
Alrightie-O.

One Long Island Iced Tea coming in

3/4 ounce vodka
3/4 ounce white rum
3/4 ounce silver tequila
3/4 ounce gin
3/4 ounce triple sec
3/4 ounce simple syrup
3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
Cola, to top
Garnish: lemon wedge

⛵ (ID: b4dd51) 19 Feb 2024 02:51:23 GMT No.567

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>>561 That sounds pretty great!
Wouldn't it be easier to just use an ounce of each?

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: b9832c) 19 Feb 2024 07:28:37 GMT No.573

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>>548
Life's good, work's luckily been quiet... no special plans to be honest. I prefer the cooler seasons.

>>561
I got all that at home except for the tequila. Maybe I'll try it without.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 19 Feb 2024 11:39:53 GMT No.574

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>>567
A heavy long island iced tea, coming right up

>>573
Yeah, try making a fancy mixology drink. Glad work has been good.

Valentines happened and no more holiday till Saint Patrick's. Are you ready for spring? Is there a big Austrian holiday coming up?

This post was edited by its author on 2024-02-19T06:40:05-05:00.

⛵ (ID: 4b6fd8) 19 Feb 2024 12:50:43 GMT No.580

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>>574 now we're talkin

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 19 Feb 2024 17:11:15 GMT No.581

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>>580
I love reading your posts in Maud's voice.

So tell the bartender why you're drinking? To feel good? To feel bad? To remember? To forget?

⛵ (ID: 4b6fd8) 19 Feb 2024 18:34:36 GMT No.586

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>>581 to feel bad about remembering to forget the good times

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 23f9ba) 19 Feb 2024 19:11:32 GMT No.591

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>>574
We didn't even have a proper winter, I'm definitely not ready for spring in a month!

I'm sure there's some Catholic holidays coming up, like Easter.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 20 Feb 2024 00:25:44 GMT No.597

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>>586
That oddly makes sense. Have a straight tequila on the house, you have some healing and working to do all at the same time.

>>591
Easter is fun, we can have a board wide Easter egg hunt.

Maybe global warming is real. I dono, but I like snow and want real winters.

⛵ (ID: 79edb8) 20 Feb 2024 02:51:49 GMT No.599

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>>597 Thanks; I work better when I'm drunk.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 20 Feb 2024 12:25:11 GMT No.600

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>>599
Awesome!

Almost home?

⛵ (ID: 79edb8) 20 Feb 2024 15:24:57 GMT No.601

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>>600 Unfortunately, no. about another week and a half.
How are you doing?

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 20 Feb 2024 15:50:38 GMT No.602

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>>601
I'm doing my best. Gotta go to a job coach today. Life is expensive. Don't know what I'm going to do if I can't get a job fast.

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 23f9ba) 20 Feb 2024 18:05:08 GMT No.606

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>>597
How would such a hunt work?

>>602
Hopefully you'll find employment soon!

>>601
Those days will go by real quick I hope.

Moony (ID: 64b689) 20 Feb 2024 18:16:41 GMT No.607

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>>602
Apply for many jobs. It's a common error not to.

⛵ (ID: 0a6fda) 20 Feb 2024 21:20:49 GMT No.609

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>>602 secure your bag!
>>606 yes and no. There's a lot to do. We're making progress. Basically my mom is swamped between being my stepdad's fulltime caretaker, plus her work, plus 4 pets, plus church. So everything else gets put on the backburner and completely neglected. Until I come around, then we catch up on everything. Like today we had to randomly drop what we were in the middle of because my stepdad had an accident as a consequence of his surgery and recent hospital stay, and it took us about an hour for the two of us to get him taken care of. If it had just been my mom, it would have been that much longer. I'm glad I can help out, but I'm looking forward to being done and going home.
How's your week going so far?

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 20 Feb 2024 22:13:03 GMT No.614

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>>606
Maybe I'll use my powers to hide Easter eggs.

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 23f9ba) 21 Feb 2024 03:59:54 GMT No.621

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>>609
I can imagine that there's a lot of work piling up. Work's been okay for me, not too busy this week so far. No meetings either from what I've seen.

>>614
Those are special powers indeed!

⛵ (ID: 7b2289) 21 Feb 2024 04:59:46 GMT No.622

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>>621
>I can imagine that there's a lot of work piling up. Work's been okay for me, not too busy this week so far. No meetings either from what I've seen.
Like tomorrow, I'll be waking up early to help my step-dad get ready to leave for his physical therapy. Then my mom will be driving him 1.5 hours away to PT. Meanwhile, their landlord will show up, and I'll help him replace the floor in the bathroom. Then at some point my mom and stepdad will get back. Then we'll have to drive both my car and hers another hour away to drop my mom's car off at a mechanic's shop. And then I'll drive her back. It'll be a long day.
You must be very lucky this week. What are your lottery number picks?

Anonymous (ID: d22bf2) 21 Feb 2024 09:52:45 GMT No.624

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>>507
Flaming moes
Four Flaming Drinks

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 76aacf) 21 Feb 2024 14:31:07 GMT No.628

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>>622
Driving all over the place! And working on a floor, I've never done that.

Yeah, looks like an easy week. Again not a lot to do today, so I did lots of RPG work. I don't play the lottery!

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 21 Feb 2024 15:09:00 GMT No.629

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>>622
That's a ton of work. Have a lemonade at the end.

>>621
Best Easter eggs are fertilised eggs.

>>624
Flammenwerfer is for things dangerous to the moe children, dear.

>>607
Maybe I'll become the president some day.

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 76aacf) 21 Feb 2024 16:03:47 GMT No.632

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Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 21 Feb 2024 16:22:25 GMT No.633

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>>632
Let's mek sum BBs, BB

*Raunchy New York construction worker tier cat calling noises, including rabid air kisses and bizarre horse whisperer noises*
💋 💋 💋

This post was edited by its author on 2024-02-21T11:22:57-05:00.

Shalissa (ID: 05818c) 21 Feb 2024 21:07:36 GMT No.634

>>629
Balut is good stuff

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 21 Feb 2024 22:10:43 GMT No.637

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>>634
I wouldn't know where to get that here.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 22 Feb 2024 23:01:36 GMT No.657

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Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 25 Feb 2024 15:56:14 GMT No.709

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*pours mysterious drink in multiple shot glasses*

Free shots, ninjas. 🥃

🚬😎

This post was edited by its author on 2024-02-25T11:01:01-05:00.

⛵ (ID: 437676) 25 Feb 2024 20:41:40 GMT No.716

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>>709 bottoms up

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 25 Feb 2024 21:21:51 GMT No.718

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saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 26 Feb 2024 13:35:14 GMT No.722

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I'm having some tea right now.
Not a fan of alcohol myself.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 26 Feb 2024 14:26:12 GMT No.725

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>>722
What kind of tea?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 26 Feb 2024 18:36:37 GMT No.736

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>>725
I got a sweet new spearmint tea not long ago. A bit invigorating I would say.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 26 Feb 2024 18:41:17 GMT No.737

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>>736
Sounds like it refreshes the breath.

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 28f366) 27 Feb 2024 03:25:07 GMT No.751

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Give me a drink, bartender!

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 27 Feb 2024 03:54:42 GMT No.752

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>>751
Be careful, I've heard the bartender has been pouring mysterious beverages.

⛵ (ID: 569c34) 27 Feb 2024 04:40:23 GMT No.754

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>>752 don't you want to try the mysterious beverage?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 27 Feb 2024 04:57:59 GMT No.755

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>>754
What if I get Mickey Finn'd?

⛵ (ID: 569c34) 27 Feb 2024 04:59:22 GMT No.756

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>>755 then you can take a nice nap!

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 27 Feb 2024 05:03:34 GMT No.757

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>>756
I'll stick with the tea.

⛵ (ID: 569c34) 27 Feb 2024 05:07:54 GMT No.758

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>>757 fine, I'll drink the mysterious beverage then.

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 27 Feb 2024 05:10:47 GMT No.759

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>>758
Good boy.
*pats your head*

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 27 Feb 2024 12:42:47 GMT No.761

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>>751
One Jagermeister with coke, coming right up.

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 707a17) 27 Feb 2024 18:49:06 GMT No.764

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>>752
That's super lewd!

>>761
Jägermeister with coke? I wonder what that tastes like.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 27 Feb 2024 19:55:08 GMT No.770

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>>764
It taste like bad decisions and black mail material.

Urda (ID: d87e09) 27 Feb 2024 20:12:20 GMT No.771

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>>507
A Beer

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 27 Feb 2024 21:07:04 GMT No.773

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>>771
Here's a 40oz, it's our standard serving.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 02 Mar 2024 16:06:19 GMT No.900

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Anyone wanna order bar food?

Clarity!EGL9GiOd9k (ID: 136b20) 02 Mar 2024 19:26:30 GMT No.904

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Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 02 Mar 2024 23:47:05 GMT No.909

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Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 03 Mar 2024 14:53:30 GMT No.930

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Водка на хорошо.
Vodka is good
Βοδκα ισ γυδ, νιγγα

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 03 Mar 2024 15:50:40 GMT No.931

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>>930
Does the Dumb As* Water come with extra lead and fluoride? Maybe added mercury above 2 parts per million?

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 03 Mar 2024 16:50:26 GMT No.932

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>>931
It's anti-water. It's basically just alcohol.

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 03 Mar 2024 17:01:36 GMT No.933

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>>932
There has to be some amount of water with the alcoholic beverage.
Hell, most beers sold in stores are more than 90 percent water.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 03 Mar 2024 17:06:36 GMT No.934

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>>933
This is true. I sometimes do winemaking and I need to add water to the end product because only an ethanol-hydrate is safe for humans to consume, because ethanol on its own will land you in the hospital. It has nothing to do with cutting it for potency, its just cutting it a little for safety.

~~But anti-water is for anti-people. That why Russians freak out when they have blood in their alcohol system~~

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 08 Mar 2024 17:00:49 GMT No.1033

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It taste like burnt corn soaked in alcohol

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 08 Mar 2024 20:20:34 GMT No.1034

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>>1033
I'm drinking more tea. I'm thinking about getting myself a can of Monster for Friday. And maybe a pizza.

Shalissa (ID: f4cdb2) 08 Mar 2024 20:26:27 GMT No.1035

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>>1033
Are you sure that isn't just a bottle of gasoline?

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 08 Mar 2024 20:32:04 GMT No.1036

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>>1034
What's your favourite kind of monster? That's a nice treat from time to time. What kind of pizza?

>>1035
It makes me hear colours.

I'm going to fuck the letter 7

This post was edited by its author on 2024-03-08T15:32:53-05:00.

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 08 Mar 2024 20:50:18 GMT No.1037

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>>1036
The good ol' original one.
Half cheese and pepperoni from Costco. Also getting myself some essential items from there today.

Shalissa (ID: ae5029) 08 Mar 2024 20:52:44 GMT No.1038

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>>1036
What do the colors say?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 08 Mar 2024 23:19:11 GMT No.1039

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Huzzah, I got one!

Shalissa (ID: ae5029) 09 Mar 2024 03:31:02 GMT No.1042

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>>1039
Why does this look like it was AI generated?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 09 Mar 2024 03:46:03 GMT No.1043

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>>1042
I don't have the answers to such questions, sorry.

Shalissa (ID: ae5029) 09 Mar 2024 03:57:19 GMT No.1045

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>>1043
I mean, it was more rhetorical than anything else, but I can appreciate the (you).

Shalissa (ID: a31b3b) 09 Mar 2024 04:01:54 GMT No.1047

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My drinks for the moment.

Anonymous (ID: 967cd0) 09 Mar 2024 05:03:19 GMT No.1048

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>>1037
I saw a pretty girl in a Kirkland shirt recently.

Have some yummy tea. What kind of candy do you like?

>>1039
Montsty!!!!!

>>1047
>Pic
Wut?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 09 Mar 2024 05:35:48 GMT No.1051

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>>1048
I have a preference for dark chocolate. Though I used to like sweet and sour gummy worms in the past.

Anonymous (ID: 967cd0) 09 Mar 2024 13:19:15 GMT No.1058

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>>1051
I still seem to like sour candy from time to time. The sweet and sour is a nice combination, kind of like a tart fruit or something. Dark chocolate is awesome, I love it.

Having a morning tea?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 09 Mar 2024 20:47:20 GMT No.1069

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>>1058
An afternoon tea rather.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 11 Mar 2024 14:40:05 GMT No.1125

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>>1069
What kind of tea is it this time, my dude?

Have you considered ayahuasca? Maybe some peyote mescaline tea in the mornings? Maybe some psilocybin tea for the evening?

saccharine!cyanidetgc (ID: f3d99d) 11 Mar 2024 19:47:20 GMT No.1127

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>>1125
A spearmint tea still.
>Have you considered ayahuasca?
Maybe when I'm like 30 years old.
DMT is the only other drug I would consider taking besides caffeine. Heard it's quite an enlightening experience.

Shalissa (ID: a28aab) 11 Mar 2024 22:22:33 GMT No.1128

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The first time i smoked DMT, it reminded me a lot of Pomni's Digital Circus. It was like 15 minutes of the most alien and bizarre hallucinations and bodily feeling I've ever had in my life.

Anonymous (ID: 231782) 12 Mar 2024 01:02:30 GMT No.1133

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>>1069
Also, better tea than alcohol Unless you combine them.Like tea with rum.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 12 Mar 2024 12:15:54 GMT No.1144

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>>1127
Just don't forget to have a chemically induced spiritual experience every now and again.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 12 Mar 2024 16:03:07 GMT No.1146

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>>1133
Tea and rum?
More like pee and butt-run.

Shalissa (ID: 531957) 15 Mar 2024 21:24:21 GMT No.1189

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Rate my spaghetti you Italian fuck

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 15 Mar 2024 22:54:35 GMT No.1190

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>>1189
Looks delicious! Too bad I can't taste it from here. What do you want me to review how it looks? Without tasting it?

Let me go review video games based on how their discs look.

Shalissa (ID: 4702fc) 15 Mar 2024 23:03:09 GMT No.1192

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>>1190
You can have some when you visit. I can actually cook really well when I put my mind to it. I could make us a nice vodka sauce with ground beef and spicy sausage. I think some garlic bread and a glass of red wine would go excellent with it.

Wine and dine. Wine and dine

Sir Cumsalot (ID: d8c7b3) 15 Mar 2024 23:07:44 GMT No.1193

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>>1192
I'm paying for my own meal when we go out 😜

In fact, if you expect me to fill a woman's role you should know that I do a terrible job at being a homemaker or cleaning.

*Eats your food and burps*

Now I gotta cook you a meal so we're even. I'll make you poached eggs on toast.

'tis the nature of being an asshole to fuck.

Shalissa (ID: 4702fc) 15 Mar 2024 23:11:39 GMT No.1194

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>>1193
I expect you to eat your natural choice of prey in the wild as an Italian.
>poached eggs on toast
That is more than acceptable. Poached are some of my favorite. I've taken the omlette pill.

Sir Cumsalot (ID: d8c7b3) 15 Mar 2024 23:18:11 GMT No.1197

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>>1194
>I expect you to eat your natural choice of prey in the wild as an Italian.
White people are delicious.

>Poached are some of my favorite
I prefer fertilised.

Shalissa (ID: fc7312) 15 Mar 2024 23:33:48 GMT No.1199

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>>1197
I'm going to makeout with your asshole if you keep disrespecting me like that.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 16 Mar 2024 13:24:56 GMT No.1202

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>>1199
Fumare cose è la mia religione.

Anonymous (ID: d22bf2) 17 Apr 2024 10:16:35 GMT No.2382

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Giving a SEAD & DEAD with a side of HARM.

Anonymous (ID: d22bf2) 01 May 2024 12:20:20 GMT No.2827

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I'm drinking fish sauce

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 01 May 2024 14:11:36 GMT No.2831

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>>2827
Vaginas

>>2382
That's haram. Gnarly, comrade. Osama bin Lakum to you, and may Allah give you wives.

⛵ (ID: 4374cf) 01 May 2024 17:43:37 GMT No.2836

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>>2827 hello ladies

Anonymous (ID: d22bf2) 02 May 2024 10:42:27 GMT No.2893

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>>507
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Moony (ID: 64b689) 02 May 2024 23:39:46 GMT No.2917

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Whiskey so bad it would make Richard Paterson want to kill himself.

Anonymous (ID: d8c7b3) 03 May 2024 00:19:49 GMT No.2918

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>>2917
Here's an AA meeting in a bottle.

>>2893
*Points to the street pharmacist in the corner of the bar, because you obviously need something different than all-the-cohol liquid to fix you up*

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