Good Morning Palastine. Remember, weary and tired parents of this generation, there are life hacks to parenting. There are cheat codes you can use to make sure the little ones get the best in life and you get some rest and relaxation.
Heroin exists! You can bypass all the pesky parenting bullshit like having to love your child like watering a plant and do it the easy way with heroin. There's always My First Tar Set that comes with a spoon and a torch lighter and a fluid case three ounces of black tar heroin from Afghanistan. They'll be fully grown adults by one gram in. Parenting solved.
We would also like to announce that the local blood sacrifice clinic has witch doctors that are ready to cast spells on you, or your child soldiers eyes to help ensure that you or they can see through the iron sights of an AK-47. The first and last you know you will ever need. The only skill you need. I love communism.
It also isn't a proper Good Morning Palastine post without the word "nigger" being written in a voice so white you heard the hard ER from the civil war. Hail Satan. Remember, black lives matter, but (you)rs does not.
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Good Morning Palastine 🔵
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