Noelle: This dude paints his nails black, claims he is trans, and has stubble on his fucking face. The dude said he could kick my ass with Tai Chi.. TAI FUCKING CHI. The shit old asians do at the park in old age. I challenged them for realsies, told them my location and they reported me. This one particularly pisses me off.
Pipes, let me tell you something. I know this is the internet and it's hard to believe, but I have witnesses. Snake has met me in person. Boat has met me in person. Kady has met me in person and they can all attest I live for this shit. I love to fight. I actually enjoy and engage in combat sports regularly. Shit I've started a bit of a fight club here since I've moved out. New place, new faces, and outside of banging strange chicks; I have been meeting up with dudes to fight. There's a couple stories I haven't even told them about whipping some motherfuckers asses. Point is: unless Noelle actually knew what they were doing I would actually send them to the hospital. I've knocked out multiple peoples teeth. I have actually sent
multiple people to the hospital before. I love that shit. I want to drown in an ocean of blood. Goddammit even talking about it is getting me heated. Tai Chi. Get the fuck out of here before I put you in an armbar and snap your fucking arm like a twig. And that goes to
anyone who wants to get it. Because I'm always down for a scrap.
Raindrops: This dude literally offered to suck my dick one time behind his wife's back. He has a kid or two as well. The entire time I knew him I was ragebaiting, sympathy baiting, and ultimately trolling the guy. Just making his life horrible and infiltrating him with every phone call and text. For a while, I almost felt bad for it. But his true colors have shown and it turns out he is just as bad as the others. Harharhar. And their relationship with Saccharine is hilarious. They act like a couple despite Sacchy cucking them every week or so.
Saccharine: A weak cry baby who has a bigger weeping pussy than most porn stars. That's all. They're just a bitch.
Andrea: a fat texan who looks more pro-wrestler than female. They barely even look human. I mean holy fuck it's the white-guilt Gorlock the Destroyer over here. Bitch looks like an obese toad. Bitch's thighs probably look like cottage cheese. Not to mention they flip-flop on people depending on what college dogma they agree on or not. I would say I could kick their ass, but my foot would probably get sucked inside as they sat on me and crushed every single bone in my body with their hairy tumultuous thundering asshole.
Psuedofox: This guy makes Mac and Chewy look heterosexual. Holy shit, if woke were personified and made a person this retard would be what it looked like. Made of sensitive feelings, hypocrisy, and thinly veiled intentions of their liberal scripture; Fox is the type of person to claim to be trans to prey on females while pretending to be a lesbian. The same can be said about Noelle and Andrea though. They're all literal guys not even trying to pass while just wearing a dress and hairy as fuck. Fox probably spike women's drinks at the bar. What could possibly cure all of this? A good smack in the fucking mouth. Psuedofox is the kind faggot that claims the system is against them while being apart of the problem.
I could go on and on, but I think I get the message from one of your last threads even if you deny the meaning:
You miss me Pipes. And I've missed you. I've missed fighting with you and all the shit talk.
I think it's time for a truce, combine our powers like Captain Planet and stomp on these fucking pussies for a while.
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