>>763Because she'll probably ask me to stay after and I don't feel like laying in someone else's bed tonight. I'd rather laze about my own, feel good about my performance, and then get drunk and high while watching Bill Nye the science guy.
Also, tonight is a night to commemorate the dead.
I mean you're right though. I could do both and it is an excuse. I could hit it and tell her I have to bounce but females are smarter than a lot of guys give them credit for.