Good Morning, PalastineEverypony remember to carry at least two backup magazines and pay your tabs at the brothels. War is fuelled on crimes and pussy.
In other news, the Committee for Racial Slurs has announced that the term for Eskimos will no longer be called snow spicks, and will henceforth be referred to as igloo niggers. Tundra monkeys or Whale fuckers is also an accepted term for the Eskimo community, which we feel very bad about not acknowledging enough at our local cross burning ghost meet-ups.
We will be sure to remember a shoutout to the popsicle baboons next time.
Remember, the racist community wants everyone to feel included. Diversity is our strength. And more races means more fun racial slurs and race wars.
Also, in other news, Twilight Sparkle is opening up a School for Frenchip in the beautiful and breathtaking
country of Haiti. . There, Twilight, the eggplant pony, will teach us the magick of
being black .
Also, the Hitler Youth Orphanage/Brothel will be having a fire sale of it's defective children. Buy a polio kid for your mother's birthday. Or maybe a kid who's missing three limbs at a steal of a bargain! Don't miss these clearance deals.
No refunds. You eat it, you buy it.
This has been your installment of [b]Good Morning, Palastine. [b]
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