Inshá'allah, I shall get a tattoo of the Prophet Muhammad's face on my man tiddies.
All our pork is hālāl, as we feed the pig only good muslim food before butchering it in the name of Sharia Law. And our vodka is hālāl, because it is made from fermented pages of the Qūran.
Haíel Ëvil
Allūh-hoo-Ak'bar.
Shoot women and children for Islam. They are property, anyway.
Religion is Lame, viva Islam.
The Afghan of time and space threads belongs to the Godless.