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>What gets you off?
guess
>What's something other people get off to, that you find funny?
feet, giant boobs, femdom, ASMR, most hypnosis videos

>>29050
Ponies. I dont know you well enough to guess, but I have a feeling it's ponies

>feet, giant boobs, femdom, ASMR, most hypnosis videos

Feet can be fucking hilarious. I threaten to suck toes all the time when Im trolling the night away. Femdom depends on the way you present it, but it can be pretty hot.

>giant boobs

Like hyper breasts? Hyper everything is pretty hilarious.

ASMR depends heavily on the script and the voice. I hits the same itch that phone/voice call sex scratches.

>hypnosis
Hypnosis is also hilarious. I used to ERP with this girl who was HEAVILY into it. I thought it felt silly, but she was a good friend and roleplayer at the time, so I would give it my all. I would put her in various hypnotism scenes.

>>29052
>Like hyper breasts?
yes but also anything unrealistic like an unrealistic-looking bodypart ...also funny is anything exaggerated (in art or video) in a blatant attempt to make the thing sexier or more arousing .....subtlety in art, pls

>Hypnosis is also hilarious...
i like some hypnosis but in most of it the hypnotist clearly has no idea wat the buck they're doing and i find their failed attempt hilarious - also kind-of funny how some ponies (judging by viewcounts of videos) seem to take bad hypnotists seriously

>Ponies. I dont know you well enough to guess, but I have a feeling it's ponies
not quite. it must not b that obvious, then

>>29058
>not quite. it must not b that obvious, then
Yeah, I don't know you lol. You'd have to give me a hint or something.

>yes but also anything unrealistic like an unrealistic-looking bodypart ...also funny is anything exaggerated (in art or video) in a blatant attempt to make the thing sexier or more arousing .....subtlety in art, pls
I guess Fexa could be considered to have a slight hyper ass, but she makes it work and that's about the limits of sheer big I'd go for. Shape > Size. I'm not one for hyper stuff either.

>i like some hypnosis but in most of it the hypnotist clearly has no idea wat the buck they're doing and i find their failed attempt hilarious - also kind-of funny how some ponies (judging by viewcounts of videos) seem to take bad hypnotists seriously

Clear communication with a lot of these fetishes is required. Sometimes asking for a touch of an example isn't a bad idea. The girl I used to do it with liked the descriptions of change: colors becoming more vibrant, thoughts foggy, a slight buzz droning on in the back of the mind. Little things on top of larger things to paint a picture.
>take bad hypnotists seriously
All sexual encounters are to be taken as lightly as they are serious. We're here to have fun after all, aren't we?

"Find pleasure in every moment, indulge in every whim. Let lesser races feel the burden of their crude lives. We are beyond such concerns or worries. Every power is ours to use, every sensation ours to experience. We are truly masters of the galaxy, and all others exist only to satisfy our curiosities. We have earned our position of power. Let us forever taste the fruits of such achievement. Time itself is ours to command. We are eternal."

>>29060
wao. such hyper

>Clear communication with a lot of these fetishes is required.
true, i suppose. i am an internet addict, afterall - so lack real-world context and can't really communicate with pre-recorded videos ...

>All sexual encounters are to be taken as lightly as they are serious. We're here to have fun after all, aren't we?
perhaps

>>29061
interesting

>>29064
Hyper?

So, what are you into? Enough of the evasion.

There's a few fetishes I find arousing but they're not really that "out there" compared to some people's.

For me, fetishes and sex in general is something that has to be removed from myself at some level. I'm sex repulsed and generally asexual, but I find some sexual things arousing and don't entirely lack a libido. But for me to not freak out, there needs to be some kind of disconnect from myself, a sort of wall between my physical body and the sexual stuff in question.

This is why I roleplay a lot and enjoy drawn porn immensely. I love the unreality of it, even when it's something ostensibly realistic.

The sort of kinks I find funny are ones that people just kind of have and expect even though in real life they would play out extremely differently. This can be something as dark as finding nonconsensual situations arousing even though if they happened in real life they would be traumatizing. But it can also be lighter stuff, like Cervical Penetration, which is a big aspect in breeding kinks online. In real life anything touching that part of a female reproductive system would be extremely painful. Of course some people ARE into pain but its generally not seen as a pain-play sort of BDSM thing and is just sort of an expected thing for a lot of people (including myself).

I personally like a lot of kinks conceptually due to my specific circumstances, things like Hypnotism and the like. For hypnotism specifically, I find that in practice its kind of boring when most people do it.

And as a trans person, there are kinks that I like that are sort of expected. I like praise kink a lot, I find breeding/risk of pregnancy stuff very hot, I like various forms of light BDSM like petplay and some bondage.

I also like playing the victim angle of some darker/taboo kinks, but not all of them.

Overall I think the funniest fetishes are the ones that are the most exagerrated or unrealistic. Hyper stuff is funny, Object attraction is funny, Micro kink is funny (Macro kink can be funny too but not as often), and so on.

Kink stuff is kind of a special interest of mine so I can pull some pretty deep kinks if you want. Blueberrification is by far one of the silliest ones I've come across, for example.