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Cooking Nonny No.27026[View All]

File: 1788486559302.webp (31.31 KB, 768x1024, slice.png)

Had steak and eggs and I figured I'd make a food thread with a bit of story time.

This is just a small piece of the steak I cooked up.

See Snake and I have a wager that the next time we see each other in person, we're gonna have a cook off.

Snake naturally thinks he's gonna win. (He's not) He literally told me today that that to make a good sandwich all you need are two pieces of bread, a slice of ham, and a slice of swiss cheese. What a miserable excuse for a sandwich
>Eating at Snake's house
[YouTube: Pato Donald hambriento]

Meanwhile Nonny is eating a perfectly cooked Blue-Rare steak with a touch of Himalayan pink salt, three over easy eggs, and toast. I mean just look at that puuuuurrfectly seared piece of meat. It's juices sealed into and seeping within the blood-red meat.
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No.27335

File: 1788929854266.gif (1.58 MB, 576x324, 575937.gif)

>>27333 pretty amazing!

Snake No.27415

File: 1789006459295.jpg (1.76 MB, 4032x1816, 1000017824.jpg)

Imagine needing extra stuff for a good burrito.
No. Meat and cheese. That's all you need.
If you have to add extra, you did your meat bad.

No.27416

File: 1789007007049.gif (53.33 KB, 706x600, X.gif)

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27417

File: 1789007109895.jpg (26.6 KB, 739x415, fdgsdfgfsd.jpg)

>>27415
You're the reason people hate white people. I hope you know this.

Nonny No.27421

File: 1789008359661.jpg (51.08 KB, 750x741, Anti horny spray.jpg)

>>27415
>White hands rolled those burritos

Ahem.. Snake, what exactly did you put in those "Burritos"?

Snake No.27427

File: 1789009879456.gif (1.17 MB, 512x512, vanish.gif)

>>27417
>>27416
>

>>27421
Meat and cheese! That's all you need! I used the Taco Bell seasoning pack. No, I didn't use the hotsauce either.

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27428

How Snake thinks the cook off will go.

Snake No.27429

File: 1789010423593.png (117.74 KB, 755x848, EIRsUeyWwAAXlO7.png)

>>27428
Accurate. I am Ron Swanson. I have the mustache to prove it.

Nonny No.27431

File: 1789011334947.png (175.27 KB, 582x547, bang bang bang.png)

>>27429

[YouTube: Mutahar Laugh]

>>27428
>
Please. My mustache is thicker. Luxurious. Kissable. -- Intimidating.. Devilish.. Deadly.

Nonny No.27432

File: 1789011628618.jpg (103.36 KB, 1080x1080, Not all elves.jpg)

Nonny No.27436

File: 1789012741227.png (6.22 MB, 1302x3530, Mc rib.png)

My secret weapon for all of you.. My home made McRib.

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27437

File: 1789012758804.png (54.45 KB, 193x291, 2023-11-10 21_55_37-Window.png)

>>27435
I am unironically a trained chef, I'll have you know.

Nonny No.27438

File: 1789012888433.gif (159.9 KB, 220x294, Bang bang bang.gif)

>>27437
A new adversary enters the fray! Post your food in the future.

I'll take you down!

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27439

File: 1789012960181.png (329.73 KB, 642x539, 2023-11-10 23_18_31-Window.png)

>>27438
I don't really cook all that much anymore, I'm still suffering burnout from when it was my main form of work and training, but next time I make some food for dinner with my parents, I'll post a picture of it.

Nonny No.27441

File: 1789013293587.jpg (12.53 KB, 236x236, Zero two Hug.jpg)

>>27439
Oh of course. As much smack as I talk, it really just for fun.

Yeah, I'd love to see it. Also to give snake credit, despite his AWFUL burrito roll. They look tasty.

A bit of sauce and maybe a touch of sour cream.. Maybe just throwing a touch of lettuce and tomato.. A small bit of onion would make those burritos excellent.

Maybe an avocado dip. And some lime-salt chips with donkeyy salsa. Oh-Español~

Snake No.27442

>>27441
I was debating adding onion, to be fair...
Decided against it. Mostly out of laziness, and the fact that onion powder's already in the seasoning so there was good odds it'd wreck the flavor.
Lettuce probably'd've been a good idea, but honestly... It doesn't add enough to justify the price for me. Especially since I usually end up wasting the rest, due to not having it often enough.

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27443

File: 1789013907247.png (50.94 KB, 181x241, 2023-11-10 23_21_23-Window.png)

>>27441
Oh no no no! If you add things to the burrito, you are not approaching it correctly! You need to eat the burrito as it is provided, otherwise you're not respecting the chef's decisions!

That said, the burrito does look fine, I wouldn't say no to eating it.

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27444

File: 1789013968207.jpg (19.73 KB, 275x275, tumblr_937ddede90da107a068c4a3…)

>>27442
But the crunch, you fool! You haven't thought about the crunch!

Nonny No.27445

File: 1789014065218.jpg (29.69 KB, 680x550, Armstrong eggs.jpg)

>>27442
As much as I tease you, like I said they actually look good. I wouldn't complain eating them. The beef is probably extremely delicious.

I'm just a stickler for deluxe burritos. I also like teasing you

Onion and lettuce provides crunch. Tomato gives that strange sting.

Snake No.27446

File: 1789014243331.jpg (511.96 KB, 1654x1902, 1642981792623.jpg)

>>27444
Valid, though I am sensitive to texture, so I prefer to avoid the crunch unless I'm specifically making hardshell tacos.

>>27445
I'd make it deluxe for you. I'd just not partake.
More likely I'd present all the options for everyone.

My beef is pretty solid. The trick for me at least is to not actually let it 'boil' by constantly stirring.
Takes a lot longer. But it's worth it.
Makes for very soft meat, with a balanced flavor profile.

Nonny No.27447

File: 1789014281333.png (149.02 KB, 405x225, Goblin chad.png)

>>27443
I'm gonna just carry a plastic bag of pre-chopped up onion, tomato, and jalapeño in my pocket for the cook off. A small bag of pink salt and some crushed red pepper too.

I can't trust these snow bunnies to cook.

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27448

File: 1789014530908.png (94.34 KB, 243x326, 2023-11-10 23_15_07-Window.png)

>>27446
That is very fair! I also am sensitive to certain textures, so I get it.

Nonny No.27449

File: 1789014988178.jpg (213.51 KB, 1198x2048, 1000002502.jpg)

You know what? Im just gonna set my camera up with a tripod of some sort and record myself making a sandwich.

A simple sandwich. I'll explain the whole process. Think of it like a fighters preview.

Everyone's been talking all this shit. Im just not afraid to put my money where my mouth is..

I DO NOT EVEN PUT THAT MUCH MAYO ON MY SANDWHICHES..

Snake No.27450

File: 1789015549350.jpg (264.64 KB, 1280x1014, 1655426294296.jpg)

>>27449
My last few sandwiches have been amazing. I had three of them yesterday. Couldn't resist.
Swiss, pepperjack, ham, and turkey. Perfect combo. Just add salt, and let it toast. Mouth-wateringly good.

Nonny No.27451

File: 1789015682721.jpg (63.73 KB, 1100x619, 1000002908.jpg)

>>27450
You've got no moist.. you've got no flavor!

Snake No.27452

File: 1789015755663.jpg (67.16 KB, 580x1200, D1-ceIvWkAIJZyk.jpg)

>>27451
Fool!
The melted cheese makes the moist!
This is why you've no chance against me.

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27453

File: 1789015875388.png (45.83 KB, 146x245, 2023-11-10 23_10_05-Window.png)

I don't really eat sandwiches. I eat borgar.

Nonny No.27454

File: 1789015880903.jpg (80.76 KB, 1024x576, 1000002909.jpg)

>>27452
Cut the cheese! Your swissing the point.. without moist, you're just as dried up as the rest of the culinary

Nonny No.27455

File: 1789015947642.jpg (302.2 KB, 848x1232, 1000002867.jpg)

>>27453
Burger Ill win hands down. Its all about the buns

Snake No.27456

File: 1789016035632.jpg (45.26 KB, 900x728, lizard shopping cart.jpg)

>>27454
Even without the cheese, I've enough meat to make up the difference!
I'm making the mother of all sandwiches, Nonny! Can't fret over every condiment left behind...

Eris!ROX13/0xZY No.27457

File: 1789016483113.png (130.34 KB, 297x374, 2023-11-13 21_23_55-Window.png)

>>27453
I seem to be missing my picture of Frieren with the giant borgar.

Nonny No.27458

File: 1789016711750.gif (163.28 KB, 220x124, 1000002910.gif)

>>27456
.. maybe I was wrong about you. You dont need gravy..

I'd rather eat CHOW MIEN

Snake No.27460

File: 1789016964195.jpg (115.41 KB, 1200x1200, Burger thief pink scales.jpg)

>>27457
F. I know that pain.
Lost a favored picture of a kobold in armor a few days ago... Went nuts trying to scour the internet to find it again.
Turns out it's on the guy's twitter but not e6 or any other gallery... Annoying.

Nonny No.27461

File: 1789017089970.webp (45.48 KB, 1079x961, can-we-talk-about-how-massive-…)

Alright. It's.. Late. Too late.

Good night for real-for real.

Nonny No.27462

File: 1789017173707.png (163.03 KB, 386x358, I thought I knew you.png)

Good night Eris ~
Good night Snake ~

MMMMMMM-WUUUUUUAHH!

Snake No.27463

File: 1789017518778.gif (137.46 KB, 1069x743, 1389759140384.gif)

>>27461
>>27462
Sleep well you two. I'll probably follow suit soon enough...

No.27468

File: 1789025683294.gif (1.23 MB, 322x253, 1395292818783.gif)

>>27449
>>27450
Fools! You have entered my domain - the domain of sandwich!
Look on my sandwich, ye Mighty, and despair.

Snake No.27494

File: 1789075218676.jpg (1.48 MB, 3282x1816, 1000017845.jpg)

Nonny knows nothing of sandwiches.

Nonny No.27499

File: 1789077872867.gif (459.21 KB, 220x165, 1000003214.gif)

>>27494
>snake taking one bite of that bread desert

Snake No.27500

File: 1789080532558.jpg (1.37 MB, 3239x1816, 1000017844.jpg)

>>27499
Shit's juicier than a femboy's rear. Man doesn know what he's talking about.

Nonny No.27526

File: 1789151912591.png (989.28 KB, 1279x711, Listen carefully.png)

When I find something to properly record with, I'm just going to record myself with the camera top down so I can show you how to make a proper sandwich

Anonymous No.27530

File: 1789164312910.jpg (3.72 MB, 4080x3060, 1000003217.jpg)

Sammich

No.27531

File: 1789164662592.jpg (2.2 MB, 2437x3192, 1000003218.jpg)

Here's a little something I made the other night. Wasn't bad. Just a rice pot with some bacon.

Anonymous No.27532

Pancake batter becomes clafoutis when baked
https://prettysimplesweet.com/clafoutis/

Snake No.27535

File: 1789180077303.jpg (1.07 MB, 3229x1816, 1000017866.jpg)

>Nonny making fun of my hot chocolate
Man doesn't have tastes. I mean, yeah, it did cost me 15$, but... It has a dragon on it! How could I not?

Nonny No.27537

File: 1789186943163.png (446.21 KB, 679x639, 1000002690.png)

>15 dollars

I cant even talk. I just spent 13.. 14 bucks on WingStop.

ponypurist-harmonyhoof No.27538

File: 1789187523839.jpg (366.37 KB, 1920x1043, discord.jpg)

>>27537
wing. stop.? ...as in it stops your wings from working? kowai D:

Nonny No.27548

File: 1789195786258.gif (2.91 MB, 333x374, 1000003136.gif)

>>27538
Its a place that sells wings. Got a boneless combo

ponypurist-harmonyhoof No.27549

File: 1789196580661.jpg (171.35 KB, 480x640, hm.jpg)

>>27548
...he could probably use them


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